take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried
My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42
This will forever be my favorite piece of Captain America trivia.
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why
when u take a cookie without askin mama
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
[enrolls in oberyn martell’s academy of throwing shade]
Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.