welcome 2 hell

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

posted 1 day ago via milesupshur · © 2dcc with 30,486 notes

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

posted 1 day ago via pizza · © xemkgx with 86,353 notes

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

posted 1 day ago via pizza · © gooqueen with 161,833 notes

unfriendlyblackandhot:

look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried 


tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42


posted 1 day ago via hi · © awombwithaview with 57,836 notes

youreagoodliar:


This will forever be my favorite piece of Captain America trivia.

youreagoodliar:

This will forever be my favorite piece of Captain America trivia.


alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

posted 1 day ago via braccoli · © alamatomb with 76,842 notes

chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay


feuilys:

i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why


familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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posted 1 day ago via hi with 286,252 notes

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye


oberynmartall:

[enrolls in oberyn martell’s academy of throwing shade]


joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.